Better Frat Insults
If you’ve spent any time around someone involved in Greek life, I’m sure you’ve heard some phrases. “If you can’t go greek, go TKE.” Or “Pi Fucked-a-Guy.” Or “Rammed-a Guy.” While all equally hilarious and homophobic, we’ve decided to bring some class to the Greek insult circuit. Our original list had about twenty of these, but we decided to only give you the cream of the crop. So next time you get in a fight with some one involved in Greek life, have your arsenal ready.
“Want to fish in a creek? Then hang out with TKE!“
“Listen to Frank Zappa with the bitches from Sigma Kappa!“
“rAPES!“
“Ain’t no one touch your trike, when you peddle with Pike!“
“Your personality lacks enigma, go down to Kappa Sigma!“
“Join Sigma Nu, if you’re Blink 182!“
So, there you have it. Biting insults that are sure to get under their skin. But don’t feel bad if they start crying, because it’s all about community and brotherhood.
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