CCAS Pretends To Be Us
The Columbian College of Arts and Sciences sent out this mass email on Monday:
OK - maybe it’s an unsubstantiated rumor. Maybe turning in your Spring or Summer 2008 graduation application won’t really insure your academic clearance for graduation, let alone cure the common cold or the heartbreak of psoriasis. We can state, however, that painstakingly anecdotal, observational, non-scientific studies have proven that not-waiting-to-the-last-minute-to-turn-in-your-application will increase the likelihood of a stress-free graduation by a startling 31.7%. And don’t you want a stress-free graduation! Well then …
What you get for your efforts: Placing another brick in the wall in making this a no undergraduate left behind institution. Isn’t that enough?
Your Friendly Advisors”
This actually might be a good strategy to stand out in the wake of [InfoMail] avalanche. I wanted to point out this email because I appreciate it. While it’s not the funniest idea in the world, I always enjoy creativity in the face of our gray academia.
Unless you’re talking politics, because the Ron Paul Revolution is a joke.
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The swipe at Paul was a little bit odd…
…but, then again, so is Paul.
Touche.