GWorld at 1 & 1/8
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Submitted by Andrew Ford
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In recent financial news, the GWorld “dollar” fell even further against the Euro on GWall Street. It will now require one and one-eighth GWorld dollars ($1.125) just to buy an Arizona iced tea that retails for ninety-nine cents (¢99). The Gdollar — once the most stable currency in the GWorld — can’t compete with the flourishing economy in Europe.
When asked to comment on the floundering economic state of his University, President Knapp simply snapped, “We’re just a private university, for god’s sake! How are we supposed to compete with the entire European Alliance?”
With no moves being taken by the administration to revitalize the Gconomy, things are only going to get worse on campus. Students may soon find themselves paying fifteen (15) or twenty (20) Gdollars for a Bacon, Egg and Gheese at the GW Deli.
Students who have saved most of their one thousand (1000) Gdollars for the all important study period may find that their money is worth next to nothing by the time Yezer’s Micro exam rolls around.
Stock up on Red Bulls and Naked Juices while you still have anything worth spending because — in this reporter’s opinion — the Gconomy gis about to go gown the ghitter.
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Recent reports show that runaway inflation in the gconomy is the result of everybody at this fucking University being full of themselves.