Archive for November, 2007

GWorld at 1 & 1/8

This is a user submitted post.Submitted by Andrew FordPreciousRoyAF@Gmail.com

In recent financial news, the GWorld “dollar” fell even further against the Euro on GWall Street. It will now require one and one-eighth GWorld dollars ($1.125) just to buy an Arizona iced tea that retails for ninety-nine cents (¢99). The Gdollar — once the most stable currency [...]

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Aww Come ON! Home is SO LAME!

Okay you guys. I’m all “home” and everything, and honestly, it’s really just not GW. It’s not the same. I just miss school so much. Let me try to explain.
So I landed at the airport and went out to the street and there’s my “dad” waiting for me in his “car”. [...]

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Phil. November 23, 2007

A comic strip.
Phil #9by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
Phil runs Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

From all of us here at The Colonialist, Happy Thanksgiving!
Now EAT!

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Facebook Group Solves Major World Issue

Earlier today at approximately 11:30am, a major world issue abruptly came to a halt, when a Facebook group dedicated to the cause gained its one-millionth member.
“We showed solidarity by getting one million people to pledge their support for the cause,” said group founder Duane Finkle. “And they didn’t even have to donate money!”
Group member [...]

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Updates and Whatnot

We have been getting a lot of complaints about our lack of updates. We’re sorry. Also, you guys are dicks.
Here’s why we haven’t updated:
We all got ill and I forgot to get a note and there was totally a death in the family when my printer jammed and I was all out of [...]

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Phil. November 21, 2007.

A comic strip.
Phil #8by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
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Top 10 Things to Do During the Winter Time at GW

Reader submissionby Greg Mageegmagee@gwu.edu
Well it’s getting to be that time of the year. Here are some suggestions to keep everyone busy while they wait for the sun to come back.
Top Ten Things to Do During the Winter Time at GW
10. Holiday Decorations- no matter what time of year it is, the second the [...]

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The Round Up!

Travis King out for the rest of the season. [GWSports]
Cook at Ben’s Chili Bowl murdered in Anacostia. [WaPo]
Two-legged dog walks like a person. [YouTube]
During strike, SNL performs live in a small theatre in Chelsea. Some tickets are still available for 30 Rock Live tonight at 8. [NYTimes]
Someone on campus still thinks Dane Cook is [...]

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Phil. November 19, 2007.

A comic strip.
Phil #7by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
Phil runs Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

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