Post Coital Colonial Prattle
Hello. Welcome to the first ever Post Coital Colonial Prattle.
Post Coital Colonial Prattle — PCCP for shortsies — is where me and GW have us some pillow talk. Enjoy.
Kirk: GW?
GW: What’s up baby? (laughs to itself quietly)
Kirk: Oh, nothing. (pause) I was just…
GW: What is it, Kirk? You can tell GW. Come closer to me.
Kirk: Umm…well–it’s (pause) I…
GW: (annoyed) You’d better be about to tell GW something.
Kirk: Right, oh. Well, see…I… (pause) I don’t understand why you keep making more residential spaces when I…most of the classes I take are already almost off campus. Why don’t you make more classes or maybe fund departments better instead of making more sleep space?
GW: (laughs quietly, then louder)
Kirk: What?
GW: Do you really not get it?
Kirk: (doesn’t get it)
GW: (continues laughing)
Okay, that was the first ever Post Coital Colonial Prattle.
I’m Kirk. I’ll be around.
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