Top 10 Things to Do During the Winter Time at GW
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by Greg Magee
gmagee@gwu.edu
Well it’s getting to be that time of the year. Here are some suggestions to keep everyone busy while they wait for the sun to come back.
Top Ten Things to Do During the Winter Time at GW
10. Holiday Decorations- no matter what time of year it is, the second the thermometer drops below 62 degrees the Christmas lights go up. Christmas trees and menorahs in the dorms, and wrapping presents for those friends you wish you had.
9. Soup- It’s cold…eat it bitch.
8. Rock a scarf- remember when you were getting made fun of for wearing this when it was 85 degrees in September? well no longer my friend. the bigger and more ridiculous the better. My scarf is 10 feet long, and growing…Think about it.
7. More of an observation than a thing to do–GW ladies do not change the wardrobe. it is still Ugg boots leggings and a sweater shirt slash dress. just the addition of a scarf (see number 8).
6. Holiday Parties- once again another excuse to dress up. Costume choices for the guys: Santa Clause, Elf, Rudolph. Costume choices for the girls: Slutty Santa Clause, Slutty Elf, Slutty Rudolph, Slutty Mrs Clause. Take your pic. The possibilities are endless.
5. A Charlie Brown Christmas, or as I like to call it the deal closer. Dozens upon Dozens of GW boys will be watching this movie with their current biddies to show them that they are cute and probably to get them into a nice warm bed.
4. Snowmen, snowballs, yellow snow, snow fort, snow cones, snow mobiles, pretty much anything snow related is awesome.
3. Being drunk in Gelman–I mean come on! where else are you going to warm up for that one hour between the pregame and the actual game?
2. The Game!!!!! My personal favorite. almost nothing beats going to a GW basketball game. Finally we can get out of that no football team slump and route for a semi successful team at no charge (other than tuition). Foam Hats and Fingers encouraged and you better start brushing up on those cheers using beers.
1. Sex.
Have a good Winter! Stay safe out there!!!
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Comments
For #7 - they might also add some tights, along with the scarf. Nothing says GW like Ugs, tights, and a scarf.
why does everyone at GW have the SAME scarf? and why does it look like this: http://www.oconnellsclothing.com/ftp_only/Winterwear/XLBurberryTanCashmereScarf.jpg
I just lost “the game”