Updates and Whatnot
We have been getting a lot of complaints about our lack of updates. We’re sorry. Also, you guys are dicks.
Here’s why we haven’t updated:
We all got ill and I forgot to get a note and there was totally a death in the family when my printer jammed and I was all out of GWorld and the kiosk wasn’t working so I only finished two pages and I can email it if but the internet in my dorm is down, so I can email it like tomorrow around this time or I can just bring it in next week but then my computer crashed from a virus and every thing is gone and I thought I saved but I didn’t and now the floppy disk won’t work but there was a fire alarm and the firemen took my laptop as evidence and you won’t believe it but my mother called because she was having a hard time and then my parents got divorced and then married to other people so I had to go to two weddings and I really don’t like my step-dad but I mean I know how important this is for my grade, so I promise I’ll get it in right away.
Okay?
But since we are all home in quiet suburbia for Thanksgiving, I thought I’d make a quick list of things I miss about GW.
Things I Miss About GW While In Suburbia:
- DC Snacks
- The choice of who to eat dinner with
- The terror threat level
- Bacon, Egg and Cheese from GW Deli
- Sluts
- Murder
- GW Bhangra
- Making fun of that one kid in Gelman with Windows Vista
- Trying to become friends with that one kid in Gelman with OSX Leopard
- Caring about the people I drink with
- Self-induced hate crimes
- Wishing I lived in NYC
- Polynesian sauce from Chic Fil-A
- The smell of Thurston wafting through the air
- Everyone’s self importance
- Blending in when I use my iPhone
- DC Snacks again
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of course you would want to live in NYCBABY!
it’s only the greatest city in tha whole fuckin’ world.
and I don’t care. no excuses. you fail.