Daily Finals Timewaster #3
Hello! It’s time for the time of the day where we take time to tell you what time it is. What time is it? That time is now, and what is now? Now is the time to tell you that it is time for wasting time because time is of the essence and the essence is time, so who needs time? We don’t, we have it in ooooodles. So let’s waste it. And now for the third time it’s the Daily Finals Timewaster, where we’ll waste your time telling you how to waste your time…for the third time.
Today’s Daily Finals Timewaster is Very Bad Porn. VBP was created by TJ Miller, a GW and receSs alum who has since gone on to bigger things, like Second City Mainstage, ABC’s Carpoolers, the upcoming J.J. Abrams film, Cloverfield, the upcoming beast. short film, On Parole, and of course, this.
VBP is essentially a website parody of a porn website. Complete with videos, photos, and even erotic stories, the site has a vast collection of “almost porn,” or rather, failed attempts at creating porn. Thus in reality, there is no actual pornography on the entire site. However, there is lots and lots of comedy. So go ahead and click the “next” button at the bottom of every page. You’re already gonna be up all night to study, might as well waste your time.
Happy GPAs!
Check back tomorrow for Daily Finals Timewaster #4! If you’ve got a good one for us, send it in to TheColonialist@gmail.com and we’ll check it out!
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