Liveblogging a DVR’d "State of the Union"
January 30, 2008.
SotU Aired January 28, 2008.
7:15pm. Applause.
7:18pm. What up, Nancy Pelosi?
7:18pm. Applause.
7:20pm. Oh God, I’m watching George Bush’s State of the Union.
7:20pm. His voice cracked. I laughed.
7:21pm. I keep watching Dick Cheney. Motherfucker ain’t paying attention.
7:21pm. Nancy Pelosi looks like a old depressed Misha Barton sucking on a sour Jawbreaker.
7:24pm. This shit is so dumb.
7:26pm. GWB laughs to himself. He was remembering that episode of Family Guy he had just watched.
7:27pm. Pelosi keeps talking to Cheney. Love affair?
7:28pm. Close up on Obama. “I ain’t clapping, bitch.”
7:29pm. Oh God, I’m watching George Bush’s State of the Union.
7:29pm. Oh God, I’m part of George Bush’s union.
7:31pm. The camera man just walked away from the camera for a second.
7:32pm. Adrian Fenty is being towered over by a large woman in a Technicolor red jacket.
7:34pm. Digg.com and Huffington Post both have articles about John Edwards dropping out.
7:35pm. I notice American Gladiators is also on my DVR.
7:36pm. OH MY GOD. An old American Gladiator contestant vs. a NY Knicks cheerleader!
7:36pm. JOUST!
7:37pm. Press “Publish Post.”
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