Capp Great SA President, also Messiah
It was announced early this morning that Nicole Capp has not only brought GWorld to Chipotle, but has also come again in glory to judge the living and the dead. “Look at everything she did for J Street,” said EVP Brand Kroeger, “I wasn’t even the least bit surprised when I found out she was the Alpha and the Omega.” Capp fought for WOW to recieve a liquor license in order to tempt man with gluttony and revelry. The Hatchet editorial board voted yesterday to not endorse any current SA Candidate for President. “We didn’t want to praise any false prophets,” said Derrick Fracas, Hatchet Editor.
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