Don’t Steal from GW Deli You Rich Idiots
Moments ago, I walked into GW Deli to find normally tired but well-spirited Joe really down on himself. He was upset because over the past three days, he’s caught four different people stealing from the Deli. He said he takes it personally whenever something like this happens and especially gets angry when it was someone he thought he knew well. It was.
He said he normally only catches one student a year stealing. Today he caught two people.
He said he’s more than happy to help out people who really need the food, but not when its kids talking on their iPhones in their North Face jackets.
Everyone should take a cue from The Colonialist writer “Fat ‘N Nasty” who realized he accidentally stole from the Deli last week, and returned the next day to pay.
Don’t steal from GW Deli, you rich idiots.
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