Get to Know Your DC Snacksman #2

Zak has been sick for the last week, but he still showed up for work.

Name:
Zak
Year: Senior
Major: English
Favorite Book[s]: I have no idea, sorry, I’m off my game. What’s my favorite book ever? Probably serialized Dungeons & Dragons novels.
Why DC Snacks: Cool dudes and riding bikes. It’s nice to get paid to ride a bicycle and all my friends work there.
Why a bike: I don’t have a driver’s license and it’s fucking fun. It’s really easy to convince yourself that the chicks dig it.

I’ve never been interviewed before in my entire life, not for anything. Maybe — there must be sometime — oh, when I was in tenth grade, the local newspaper came to the hobby shop where I used to play Magic cards because there were some pros playing there. I don’t really know what it means to be a pro, I guess it just means you’re really good at cheating or something. I thought it was really cool that I was interviewed until I saw it in the paper and realized that my secret Magic: The Gathering life was exposed. I did get to be in the newspaper, though. My mom cut the article out and laminated it, I still have it.

Recent candy: Last night, I had a Butterfinger & a Haribo Fruit Salad
Peanut Butter or Hamburger: One of those is a sandwich and one is not. Peanut butter.
Relationship Status: Peanut Butter
Favorite Cartoon: That one with the metal dudes in it. [Dethklok? Metalocalypse?] I dig the sick riffs, dude. Metalocalypse.

That was the second installment of Get to Know Your DC Snacksman

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Comments

Love this guy! HOT! No doubt a Vegan with his love of peanut butter!

You can make a delivery to me anytime!

2 cute

Laura A. Warman.

I am so proud!

Theta girls think that you are “Terrific”…….you can deliver to our house anytime!! And all the time….keep bikin’.

I would eat him up, like a salad.

The Colonialist just turned into Craigs List. The creepy section of Craigs List.

do an interview with evil fucking steve! he is my favorite snacks rider and i love his golden bike!

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