Archive for June, 2008
More Importantly…
In Travis’ recent post about the hatchet, GW’s lack of community, and incoming freshman, he reposted his original column on advice for incoming freshman, garnering comments such as the following:
“Any incoming freshman that would take your satirical advice seriously should never have been admitted because they are probably at your low intelligence level and I [...]
What Stereotype Will You Be 2012?
It’s summer. I have better things to do than think about GW. However, after seeing the front page of the CI issue of the Hatchet I couldn’t help it.
The Hatchet poses an excellent question to incoming freshmen: WHAT STEREOTYPE WILL YOU BE?
Will you play sports? Will you play guitar? Will you drink beer out of [...]
Happy Father’s Day!
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This Week in ‘What the Fuck?’: Bugs That Shit Fuel
I know what you might be thinking: “Shut up.” Ok, that’s fine. But check this out: Article about bugs that shit fuel. Evidently, some bugs have been genetically altered to eat what’s essentially garbage (excess wheats, wood, etc.) and excrete crude oil. I’m not sure how to feel about this. From an idealistic perspective, [...]
Round Up
With summer in full swing, only one of our writers remains on the GW campus. If you see Kirk, give him a high five! However, Kevin and myself are living in East Williamsburg in Brooklyn and Darren is living the high life in Manhattan. While we continue to write for The Colonialist, we will be [...]
The Rebirth of Adolescence
I thought the mid/late nineties were over. I thought that because they are. It’s 2008. It’s been over a decade since the mid/late nineties! Wait! What??!! Yea. Believe it.So here’s a question for those of you college-aged kids out there (believe me, our reader base has been booming lately thanks to our newest ad in [...]
It’s Kirk’s Birthday!
It’s my birthday!
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