If Obama Loses the Election…
- I will most likely weep
- I will attempt to riot in Kogan and fail
- I will insult the first person I see celebrating
- I will be solidified in my opinion that there is no god
- I will continue to weep for a few days
- I will finally tell my barber to “go fuck himself” when he reminds me that Obama is a secret Muslim Jeremiah Wright supporter
- I will challenge every Young America Foundation member to an arm wrestling match
- I will never stop crying
I realized how much of my own personal energy and hope I’ve invested into November 4th, and what a terrible moment it will be if B. Hussein loses. I’ve decided to stop pretending that I don’t want this blog to promote Obama. I will be also be reporting on the absurdities of the POST-RATIONAL McCain campaign in the coming weeks.
Come canvass this Saturday in Virginia. 10:30am at the Foggy Bottom metro.
Come and I won’t cry.
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The Obamaphilia around here was noticeable. Very well-it’s your prerogative.
Please promise, though, that this blog won’t be political once the election is over. You guys do many things well, and not being a just-another-GW-political-blog is one of them.
Hope! Change!