An Open Letter to Vishal Aswani: What the Fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

A recent Hat Shed article, which has a link to a pdf of an awkward, threatening email from Greta Twombly to the SA representatives.  A png (portable network graphics! it’s like a jpeg, but different because it…oh, nevermind) of the pdf is at the bottom of this post, click it and make it bigger! Or you can see it here.

The fellers and ladies who received the email were threatened not to leak it.  Greta writes:

This is very IMPORTANT and this email must remain CONFIDENTIAL. Anyone found leaking this email will have the appropriate action pursued against them.

Why are people being threatened?

Why are people being threatened about something if they are supposed to be telling the truth?
What are they being threatened with? No free t-shirts?

What the fuck is going on?

Vishal, make a post on State of the Uni and straighten things out.  The SA has neither the need nor the power to threaten anyone. Student politics is about giving people money for free and making people smile, not threatening one another OR ” throw[ing] in something about how[...][sic]” everything is hunky dory everywhere all the time.

Even more, if you’re being hounded by someone who won’t stop investigating and annoying you, DON’T SEND SECRET MEMOS!  To quote McCain, “You don’t say that out loud!”

More and more, if the SA peoples were telling the truth, why would this memo be necessary?

EDIT: The GW Patriot’s Bill F and I present similar positions!  YAY!

Twombly to SA: Shhh!

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Comments

Those first two “State of the Uni” posts were totally bogus. There is no excuse for that e-mail.

“Appropriate action taken”?

Get over yourselves. They made it seem like they were lying with their weird, preemptive posts. Now it appears that they did have something to hide. I don’t even care about the SA, but lying is always shitty.

Tabloid journalism? Sounds like Palin’s the “gotcha journalism” excuse to me.

This is pathetic. Resign. The Hatchet deserves to have an easy month for this bullshit.

Stupidest shit to come out of the SA this year. And that’s saying something, since I’ve been there.

Is that email enough to get Greta fired?

Regarding the McCain reference….

Joe Biden: “I LOVE him.”

Regarding the SA, why doesn’t somebody just cough up $315 and put an end to all of this bickering? Hell, I’ll just pa… wait, I have to buy my monthly tanning package at Relax. Can the SA reimburse me for that?

Stupid blog. Great advertisers.

Chris, you talkin bout us?

Greta has got to go!

You’d think after Watergate people would have learned not to leave a paper trail.

[...] h/t The Colonialist [...]

We deserve a response.

The Colonialist should shut off Vishal’s state of the uni if he’s not actually going to reply to legitimate concerns of the student body.

Pathetic.

Can we just dwell for a moment on the fact that this person’s name is GRETA TWOMBLY??????!!!!!!?!?!?!???!!!???!

TWOMBLY

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