Darren’s Thoughts #2
If you happen to pass gas at work, it is wise to leave the premesis as quickly as possible, a) from your desk to the water cooler, b) from your desk to the bathroom, or c) from your desk to your boss’ desk- Maybe I shouldn’t have led with that one.
- The Red Sox game wasted way too much procrastination time last night. They’re looking like their playoff selves, manufacturing runs, making big plays, and going into extra innings, except for the whole “winning when it goes into extra innings” thing. So that sucks.
- Somehow Matt Cassel didn’t totally suck yesterday. Oh, that’s right. 49ers.
- New Plays Festival is this weekend!
- So is the Charlie On Parole World Premiere! I will make a post about this later. HUGE!
- Georgetown has a stomach bug going around campus! Aren’t you glad you got deferred and wait-listed, and decided to come here? Yeah! Fuck them!
- Fall semester is really just what you do in between Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. And then between Labor Day and Halloween there’s a handful of nice minor holidays too. I think we should just add a bunch more holidays, and make each holiday automatically last until the next holiday begins. And then there can be like an “R&R” holiday that occurs bi-weekly too. Then everything would be themed. Which is both good and bad. Discuss.
- Does GW have any good sports teams worth getting into? Remember when the basketball team was really good? Yeah, me neither.
- If you had a band, what kind of music would it play, and what would it be called?
- There is a crack in my computer screen. It’s kinda like a bullet hole. It’s white on the inside so I see white instead of whatever is on the screen. It’s almost never conveniently placed. I’m trying to figure out how it got there. So far my ideas are a) someone tried to staple the computer screen, b) someone clicked REALLY HARD, c) someone tried to put their flash drive in the middle of the screen. I think this one looks the funniest, or d) actual bullet hole.
- I waited till last night to book my flight home for Thanksgiving, and boy did I get screwed.
- What are your thoughts?
- What are the thoughts of the person to your left?
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9. One of our basketball teams made it to the Sweet Sixteen last year, so I’d whole heartedly recommend the women’s team this year. New coach, but the incoming freshmen look great, at least on paper.
12. Going home for Thanksgiving always sounds like such a lark.