Halloween Costume Ideas 1 & 2
It’s October 1st!
That means you only have 31 days to figure out what you’re going to wear out to an overpriced bar or your friend’s slightly disappointing party! The writers of the Colonialist take Halloween very seriously and we wanted to provide you guys with some tips for what to wear on the big day. We’ll highlight a new costume every few days to make sure you know all your options come October 30th.
Costume Choice Number 1: The Love Guru
Want to impress everyone you know? Go as the HILARIOUS FUNNY LAUGH character from the top grossing film of all time The Love Guru! Mike Myers is at the top of his game right now, and you want to make sure every one knows you know when things are funny. This is the perfect costume for any class clown or washed up former celebrity.
Costume Choice Number 2: Dog The Bounty Hunter
What better way to celebrate the halloween than to instill fear in all the bond debtors out there! Not only will you be scary, but you’ll be advertising an A&E program! Everyone loves A&E. You can tell by the picture that this costume comes with tiny hand cuffs, a temporary tattoo and a mean grimace. Find this costume before it FINDS YOU. N-word not included.
We also want to hear about your best Halloween costumes. Let us know your favorite ideas, and what you’ve gone as in the past. Halloween is a big deal. Don’t fuck it up.
Here I am with fellow Colonialist editor Kirk Larsen as Doug Funnie and Roger Klutz Klotz* our freshman year:
*[KIRK EDIT: Up to this post, Travis was the reigning self-proclaimed Doug Knowlege Expert. While he has beaten a lot of people at Doug trivia, it seems the spelling of the main baddy's name was the U that split Mr. Helwig's Douggleyou (does that pun make any sense?)]
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Dude. I think it’s Klotz.