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Happy Thanksgiving
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YES WE DID!!
Barack Obama!
BARACK OBAMA!
AMERICA!
Barack Obama just gave the most awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, intellectually honest, honest, beautiful speech I’ve ever heard in my life. His face, his eyes, his voice: a serrated poem of a man.
Yes we can.
Yes we did.
Yes we will.
[Travis Edit]
Here’s the footage of Obama’s Victory Speech. It’s unbelievable.
Here’s ABCNews footage of the rally at [...]
VOTE
Election Day is today.
Take your pic:
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New Landline Video
Our friend Paul directed this short.
[Trav Edit: And he just released the second batch!]
I’m Glad I Have A Bike
Today, WMATA introduced an exciting new policy: Random Bag Searches!
This makes me uncomfortable, it makes the City Paper’s Eric Wemple uncomfortable, too:
Instanalysis on the bag searches: You might be thinking, hey, these are going to be random searches and won’t likely affect me. But the point is that if they’re to have any terrorism-deterring value, [...]
Hey, That Place Needs A Name!
Like Travis said, the formerly vacant building on the corner near the GW Deli is no longer sad and lonely. It’s got a TV, chairs, free, hangout, candy, carpet: the works, I guess. It looks like it’ll be a nice place to watch people watch you:
Study
Bump into — totally out of the blue!!! — [...]
Hatchet Interview?
Hey y’all
Travis and I just engaged in a three minute interview with The Hat Shed regarding our Juicy Campus dadafunfest.
We didn’t really say much of anything because we were only asked two questions, so expect a quote along the lines of:
Campus blogs have issued a call to clutter the site by posting everything from Wikipedia [...]
An Open Letter to Vishal Aswani: What the Fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
A recent Hat Shed article, which has a link to a pdf of an awkward, threatening email from Greta Twombly to the SA representatives. A png (portable network graphics! it’s like a jpeg, but different because it…oh, nevermind) of the pdf is at the bottom of this post, click it and make [...]
William F Buckley Is An Asshole
Remember when that asshole William F Buckley Died?
Remember when Noam Chomsky killed the very same Wylie Frank Buckleyston back in 1968?
Well, Bill Fucking Bucklefuck pulled a fast one from beyond the crypt. Bucklefuck’s will says:
“I intentionally make no provision herein for said Jonathan, who for all purposes … shall be deemed to have predeceased me.”
Jonathan [...]
Breastmilk is the Bestmilk
PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s yesterday. From the letter:
On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I’d like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry’s. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu [...]
