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A Special Comment
Hatchet columnist Andrew Clark recently wrote a piece entitled:”I voted ‘yes’ on Prop 8: Gay marriage legalization not equialent to civil rights movement,” and it’s the dumbest thing I have read in a long time.
His article is very, very dumb.
Am I resorting to insulting an article that has a different opinion than me? No. I [...]
Construction Worker Dies on F Street
At 1:35pm Tuesday afternoon, a construction worker fell out of the 7th floor window of the new dorm being built on F Street.
There are limited details about the incident, but it is known that he had several children.
Our hearts go out to his family.
Hatchet has the full report.
Like a Phoenix!
We ain’t dead, motherfuckers!
Where we’ve been:
Kevin is directing Speed the Plow that is going up THIS WEEKEND in Lisner Downstage. I’m sure we will make a full post about it soon.
Darren is starring in Speed the Plow.
Kirk is the stage manager for Speed the Plow.
WE ARE ALL SO BUSY.
Having spent the first half of the [...]
Here’s Your God Damn Music
“Why doesn’t MTV, ya know music television, play music anymore?”
“Why is MTV so horrible now?”
“Is this 2%? I asked for skim!”
Now all you idiots can finally shut up. MTVMusic.com launched a few days ago and has every single music video ever on MTV. Every single one. Naturally Rick Astley is the highest rated video on [...]
Subliminal Racism in New McCain Ad
This hasn’t been posted anywhere yet, and I wanted to share it with you guys first.
Take a look at the new John McCain ad entitled “Special.” See if anything sticks out at you:
Yes? No? Well, take a closer look 11 seconds in. Here is a screen-shot:
Okay, that’s fine. He doesn’t have experience. But that is [...]
I’m Inside DJ’s Fastbreak Right Now!
It’s been almost two years, but I am writing this from inside my old standard, DJ’s Fastbreak on 22nd and G. Vishal has transformed the building from health-code violation USA into a free, open, relaxed study area. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who has actually used the building thus far (it opened for [...]
Sshh Don’t Tell Anyone!
Sshh! Don’t tell anyone! If you do, you won’t be able to buy anything!
German Church sale starts Wednesday morning at 10am 11am. They have all you can bag clothes for ten bucks! I once bought 500 pokemon cards for 50 cents! NO JOKE. Since we like you, and we know you won’t tell anyone, we [...]
Juicy Campus Campaign Gains National Attention
We know you’ve been slacking on your Juicy Campus dada-posting. We have too. Let this article about it from InsideHigherEd serve as motivation for your time-spent. People are noticing that it is working. Keep it up.
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Using Juicy Campus as ‘a Weapon Against Itself’
Typically, students curious to read the latest gossip and hearsay written by their [...]
Our Medical School Sucks
Did you know our medical school sucks? Well, it does.
WaPo ran an article about it Thursday. The DCist explained the thought process behind sending Cheney to the only medical school on probation in the country. Why does our medical school suck so bad? Washington Post explains:
Committee co-secretary Dan Hunt of the Association of American Medical [...]
The Final Debate
To continue the tradition of high quality mid-term content, I would like to discuss the final debate. Since I was studying, I was unable to watch the debate, so I want to know what you thought.
But more importantly, I want someone to tell me what the fuck is going on in these two pictures:
For the [...]
