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Cheney Released From GW Hospital
As midterms continue to eat Colonialist writers alive, we have to resort to posting real news. One-time Colonialist contributor and professional amateur photographer Greg Magee snapped the shot we all wanted. Dicky C on campus.
We also wanted to thank everyone for the large number of blog submissions we’ve been receiving! Keep them coming!
Good luck with [...]
Life Imitating Art Imitating Life
“My Friends…” Look at the unbelievable parallels to the political discourse in this country right now:
FoBoGro Robbed at Gun Point
I was sitting in my basement watching King of Kong when I heard a woman yelling “STOP THAT MAN! STOP HIM!” I ran to my front door but when got outside, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. But then I found out:
At about 1:35 p.m., a black male, described by witnesses as in [...]
Write For The Colonialist!!
As promised in our first post of the year, we are offically opening up applications for sub-blogs here at The Colonialist. If you have been wanting to start a blog for a while, or have one and the readership is small, we want to help. We have the largest readership of any blog on campus [...]
The Hatchet Agrees
In our post a few days ago explaining how to destroy Juicy Campus, we called on the Hatchet to take a stand against the site as well. While I’m disappointed by the fact they didn’t use the phrase “loosest pussy on campus,” this is from today’s paper:
We applaud the student life blogs the GW Patriot [...]
That One
How To Defeat Juicy Campus
Since the launch of Juicy Campus, the writers at The Colonialist have come up with about 50 different posts that we wanted to make about the site. While I don’t intend to devote 17 full posts to the website (like the Patriot), I do think it is time to say something.
Juicy Campus is fun because [...]
BREAKING: Active Fire on Campus
BREAKING From 8:20pm: Police are closing off many blocks around FSK and Old Main near F/G and 20. Firefighter on the scene turned a Colonialist writer away as they attempted to walk down, asserting that there was an “active fire.”
If you have any information, let us know. We’re going to try to find out some [...]
An Open Letter to Vishal Aswani
Vishal,
I think it’s time we start this discussion.
You’ve been doing a great job so far, but there’s something you need to do for our school:
Get us election day off.
November 4th is a big day for this country and especially it’s young people. On a typical school day, many students have trouble finding time to eat [...]
Halloween Costume Ideas 1 & 2
It’s October 1st!
That means you only have 31 days to figure out what you’re going to wear out to an overpriced bar or your friend’s slightly disappointing party! The writers of the Colonialist take Halloween very seriously and we wanted to provide you guys with some tips for what to wear on the big day. [...]
