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This Week in ‘What the Fuck?’: Bugs That Shit Fuel
I know what you might be thinking: “Shut up.” Ok, that’s fine. But check this out: Article about bugs that shit fuel. Evidently, some bugs have been genetically altered to eat what’s essentially garbage (excess wheats, wood, etc.) and excrete crude oil. I’m not sure how to feel about this. From an idealistic perspective, [...]
Daily Finals Timewaster #9
Soooo, the last Timewaster requires a bit of a commitment, and there were no comments. So I’ll make this one a little easier. This is just a really cool animation I found online. It will only waste 2 minutes of your time. Or longer, if you want. You see, the original animation is available here, [...]
Unconfirmed Finals Rumors
Just received a late night email claiming the following:
Word on the street is that they have officially stopped letting people into Gelman. The writer, as he composes this, is currently hunkering down in an anonymous office in the Marvin Center, hoping the disembodied voice of authority won’t come in and sweepingly kick him out. What [...]
Fire in Schenley
We’ve known about this for a few hours now, but we’ve been preparing for the receSs show.
While the information is minimal at the time, there was a fire in Schenley and there have been no injuries. We received a text from one of the students who live in the room stating that they got into [...]
Six New Blips
The Hat Shed has responded to The Colonialist’s success as internet publication by introducing their new blogtastic bloggles.
That girl from Juno is shitting her pants.
We at the Colonialist are nonplussed — to say the most — by this nouveau tentative here on campus.
“Why?” the people ask, they ask, and ask.
Because their six new blogs: 2140 [...]
I can’t wait for The Bucket List!!!
If you happen to live anywhere, chances are you’ve noticed the massive influx of advertisements for the film “The Bucket List.”
This film features Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson as cancer patients who travel around the world trying to complete everything on their list of things to do before they kick the bucket. (Get it?) This [...]
