Humor
Oh, what a Wednesday
I usually steer clear of diary blog posts, but I have to share my day with you.
I have been fascinated for some time with a church out of Kansas called the Westboro Baptist Church. They travel around to high profile American events and protest under the mantra of “God Hates Fags.” They believe that God [...]
We Perform Standup Comedy
Recently, the editors of thecolonialist.com (Darren, Kevin, Travis, Kirk) and a thecolonialist.com contributor (Emily) performed standup comedy at The Comedy Spot in Ballston, VA. The acoustics were horrible (the audience sounded like they were laughing from two floors down) and the atmosphere was very strange (it was a comedy club in the middle of [...]
Best Onion Article Ever
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.
Yes.
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A Timeline of Your Upcoming All-Nighter
6:30pm - 7:00pm: Freak out. Realize how much work you have to do. Decide you must stay up all night, without sleeping, working constantly
7:00pm - 8:30pm: Eat dinner
8:30pm - 10:00pm: Tell all your friends how much work you have to do, and that you’ll be staying up all night to do it. Tell [...]
