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FoBoGro Robbed at Gun Point
I was sitting in my basement watching King of Kong when I heard a woman yelling “STOP THAT MAN! STOP HIM!” I ran to my front door but when got outside, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. But then I found out:
At about 1:35 p.m., a black male, described by witnesses as in [...]
Write For The Colonialist!!
As promised in our first post of the year, we are offically opening up applications for sub-blogs here at The Colonialist. If you have been wanting to start a blog for a while, or have one and the readership is small, we want to help. We have the largest readership of any blog on campus [...]
The Hatchet Agrees
In our post a few days ago explaining how to destroy Juicy Campus, we called on the Hatchet to take a stand against the site as well. While I’m disappointed by the fact they didn’t use the phrase “loosest pussy on campus,” this is from today’s paper:
We applaud the student life blogs the GW Patriot [...]
Hatchet Interview?
Hey y’all
Travis and I just engaged in a three minute interview with The Hat Shed regarding our Juicy Campus dadafunfest.
We didn’t really say much of anything because we were only asked two questions, so expect a quote along the lines of:
Campus blogs have issued a call to clutter the site by posting everything from Wikipedia [...]
BREAKING: Active Fire on Campus
BREAKING From 8:20pm: Police are closing off many blocks around FSK and Old Main near F/G and 20. Firefighter on the scene turned a Colonialist writer away as they attempted to walk down, asserting that there was an “active fire.”
If you have any information, let us know. We’re going to try to find out some [...]
An Open Letter to Vishal Aswani: What the Fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
A recent Hat Shed article, which has a link to a pdf of an awkward, threatening email from Greta Twombly to the SA representatives. A png (portable network graphics! it’s like a jpeg, but different because it…oh, nevermind) of the pdf is at the bottom of this post, click it and make [...]
William F Buckley Is An Asshole
Remember when that asshole William F Buckley Died?
Remember when Noam Chomsky killed the very same Wylie Frank Buckleyston back in 1968?
Well, Bill Fucking Bucklefuck pulled a fast one from beyond the crypt. Bucklefuck’s will says:
“I intentionally make no provision herein for said Jonathan, who for all purposes … shall be deemed to have predeceased me.”
Jonathan [...]
Breastmilk is the Bestmilk
PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s yesterday. From the letter:
On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I’d like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry’s. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu [...]
G-Scene Briefly Sabotaged!
Amanda Hess, a GW English alum, posted this article on Washington City Paper’s The Sexist blog.
It looks like the G-Scene was accidental host to a post that outright mocked them.
Read the article.
Long time ago (8/1), GWPatriot’s Patty J Ford wrote a post called “What Keeps Us From Being A Great University?”.
Short time ago (9/2), G-Scene [...]
Fire at the Allen Lee?
I arrived back from a trip to New York to the sound of myriad sirens. When I rounded the corner, I saw 3 firetrucks and an ambulance, firemen rushing inside.
Here are the pictures:
The firetrucks started to leave after about 45 minutes.
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