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Vishal Responds to Scandal, Reporting
In his first post on his Colonialist sub-blog “State of the Uni,” Vishal directly addressed allegations about his administration inappropriately using student funds. He also calls out “campus media,” who we can assume to mean The Hatchet, for harassing him and his staff.
It’s an excellent first post and is a direct response to the claims [...]
Manifest Destiny
Hello Everyone,
You may have noticed that our posts have been a bit sparse this summer. There are two reasons for that:
It was the summer. GW doesn’t exist in the summer, the portal is closed, tri-folded and returned to the second side drawer of a desk in the Student Affairs office over on The Vern.
We’ve been [...]
America…
Bernie Mac died today.
Chicago Tribune’s obituary.
Share and Enjoy:
One Hundred-Eighty Explosions Expected Fall Semester
GWU sent this CAMPUS ADVISORY to students today:
Controlled Blasting to Occur on Square 54 Construction Site To facilitate the excavation of the Square 54 development site located at 2200 Pennsylvania Avenue on The George Washington University’s Foggy Bottom Campus, there may be up to two controlled blasting activities daily ? on weekdays - beginning as [...]
Regarding FARCEFARCEFARCE
Hey everyone, it’s Kirk.
I haven’t posted in a while, so… hi!
I’ve been in DC. I worked at the GW Bookstore and now I don’t.
What have you been doing?
All that!
Alright!
It’s time for the Matter at Hand.
The Matter at Hand can defined as such: we published a post, FARCEFARCEFARCE (FFF from here, sometimes F x 3), on [...]
The Rebirth of Adolescence
I thought the mid/late nineties were over. I thought that because they are. It’s 2008. It’s been over a decade since the mid/late nineties! Wait! What??!! Yea. Believe it.So here’s a question for those of you college-aged kids out there (believe me, our reader base has been booming lately thanks to our newest ad in [...]
The Hills in Washington, DC?
Here’s a quote from the most trusted name in news, Perez Hilton:
Word on the street is that MTV is said to be testing out the waters and developing a Hills-like “reality” show based in Washington, D.C.
Goodbye Hollywood - hello politics!
I can’t help but thinking rich GW students and G-scene will some how be involved. Here [...]
WE HAVE JOURNALISTS!
UWire just came out with their list of Top 100 College Journalists. Former Hatchet EIC Jake Sherman snagged a spot on the list. Emma Zayer, the creator and editor-in-chief of The Daily Colonial did as well. Congrats Jack and Emma. YOU FINALLY MADE IT!
All right UWire… we’re just waiting on the list of Top 100 [...]
Party at Wesleyan Includes Drinking, Arresting, and Tasering
A huge end of the year bash at Wesleyan got broken up by the cops, and now it’s all over the news. There were several arrests, and police used pepper spray, tasers, and even paintball guns. Basically, shit got crazy. There were about 250 students. Wesleying, Wesleyan’s version of The Colonialist, has reports ALL over [...]
Grad Ejected From Yankee Stadium Ceremony
I thought I’d give all of our graduating readers something to ponder as they wait for their graduation ceremony. From yesterday’s NY Post:
A graduating New York University student was ejected from his commencement at Yankee Stadium yesterday after he was caught trying to steal home.
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About three-quarters of the way through the ceremony, Lopez, wearing his [...]
