Post Coital Colonial Prattle #2

Hey everyone, it’s been a while since me and the G have eaten paper together – dinner’s our foreplay – but I brought GW home with me for the break. We snuck some paper in my basement while the family was eating turkey sandwiches, so I have another for y’all:
Kirk: (turns to GW) You [...]




Student Draws Swastikas On Her Own Door, EXTENDED EDITION

Earlier today, 11/5/07, Sarah Marshak, a GW freshman who had reported several incidents of Swastikas drawn on her door in Mitchell Hall, signed a letter of confession administered by University officials, admitting that she had drawn several of the symbols herself. Although it has yet to be disclosed by the University exactly how many of [...]




Post Coital Colonial Prattle

Hello. Welcome to the first ever Post Coital Colonial Prattle.Post Coital Colonial Prattle — PCCP for shortsies — is where me and GW have us some pillow talk. Enjoy.
Kirk: GW?GW: What’s up baby? (laughs to itself quietly)Kirk: Oh, nothing. (pause) I was just…GW: What is it, Kirk? You can tell GW. Come [...]




Dispatches from the District, by Kevin Mead: “Hello, Washington, it’s me, Kevin.”

I go the George Washington University, located in the capitol of America, Washington D.C., where all of our Nation’s decisions are made by people who drive or fly into this city and who are protected by fleets of men in black cars with machine guns. I also live here.
Scenario: It’s Halloween, which means the following; [...]