GW Picks GMail For Switch

Future Hatchet E.I.C. Eric Roper has some exciting news over at the Hatchet Blog.  GW has finalized their decision to switch from CMail to GMail starting next year.   While this doesn’t seem terribly invigorating, it is incredibly satisfying to know that they didn’t go with the miserable Windows Live mail that they were considering.  Perhaps [...]




Round Up

Two less important GW blogs are fighting it out over an issue of medium importance. [GWBlogspot] [Hatchet E.I.C. Response] [GWBlogspot Response]
Every expensive movie from the past ten years is wrapped into Uwe Boll’s newest shit show. [Apple Trailers]
Olympic torch extinguished three times in Paris. [HuffPo]
Former-gay-porn-star-turned-conservative-blogger calls all of Gawker GAYS!  NOHOMO! [Gawker]
YOU HAVE TO BURN [...]




Post Hatchet Exposure Prattle #1

Thanks to Kirk for the title.
Travis: Oh hey, Hatchet! It’s been awhile!Hatchet: Yeah.T: You smell nice. Is that new?H: No, no, I’ve had it a while.T: Oh hey, I almost forgot! I read your article today.H: Oh yeah?T: Yeah, saw the picture too.H: Did you like it?T: Oh my gosh, yes. [...]




Hatchet: We Must Pass Fee Increase

The Hatchet actually made a really good case for voting for the fee increase tomorrow. Check it out here.
It is in the opinion of this writer, and not the blog as a whole, that you should also vote for the fee increase tomorrow. Vote at my.gwu.edu.




Skeletons in my Closet

About a year and a half ago, I worked for the Hatchet. I know, I know. I should have been honest with you sooner. I’m sorry. But I had been offered a humor columnist position there and decided to go for it.
They wanted a piece for their senior issue and I [...]




Six New Blips

The Hat Shed has responded to The Colonialist’s success as internet publication by introducing their new blogtastic bloggles.

That girl from Juno is shitting her pants.
We at the Colonialist are nonplussed — to say the most — by this nouveau tentative here on campus.
“Why?” the people ask, they ask, and ask.
Because their six new blogs: 2140 [...]




Hatchet Endorses Lamest Election Ever

In a move of mediocrity that stunned risk-takers around the world, The Hatchet has endorsed Hilary Clinton and John McCain for President. The Huffington Post is reporting a large bump in the polls for both candidates.
In ol’ Travis’ opinion, that is the most boring election combination he can think of. Clinton vs. McCain [...]




Daily Colonial Wants You

Hey everyone, the Daily Colonial (the only GW news source to congratulate us for our US News & World Report recognition) just sent the following email on the English Major Listserv:

“Are you interested in gaining professional experience in a flexible, fun environment? If so, The Daily Colonial is looking for you!

GW’s daily student news source is currently seeking [...]




Weekend Briefing!

The GW Hack Shit now has terribly offensive in your face Fujifilm ads. They have the little “x close” thing, but when you click on the x to close the ad, it just brings you to another ad. God fuck, I hate those things.
A few of the Colonialists and a satellite operative/surrogate member [...]




Hair: An opinionated follow-up for those interested in continued reading.

(Allow me to take this time to remind readers that the Colonialist attempts to be in no capacity unbiased. Nor do they (I) attempt to restrict themselves (myself) to conventions of length. Know this; read on).
This play was fascinating to me; like many works depicting the conflicted and turbulent period of the late 60’s / [...]