Quickly…
For some reason, this is relevant to our Presidential election.
It’s surprisingly funny:
Paris Hilton responds to McCain Ad
receSs videos and you and me and my computer and vimeo.com and sundry
Good morning everyone!
My computer spent the night making this (let it load all the way before you play it or else it’ll be jumpy):
Enjoy!
Also, how are everyone’s finals?
I’m convinced I no longer have eyelids: they haven’t served their function in so long.
Travis Edit: We will be adding a few more receSs videos to this post [...]
We Perform Standup Comedy
Recently, the editors of thecolonialist.com (Darren, Kevin, Travis, Kirk) and a thecolonialist.com contributor (Emily) performed standup comedy at The Comedy Spot in Ballston, VA. The acoustics were horrible (the audience sounded like they were laughing from two floors down) and the atmosphere was very strange (it was a comedy club in the middle of [...]
Your Weekend: Come to Rooftop Comedy Edition
I will go out on a subjective whim, and say the most important event for you to attend is the one we mention on Sunday.
Things to do before, during and after hating allergies and tourists this weekend:
Friday, April 4
GW Department of Theatre and Dance presents “Falling Man” in Betts Theatre. Written by GW Alumni [...]
receSs vs. DC
3/8 of receSs has made it to the second round of Washington Improv Theatre’s Fighting Improv Smackdown Tournament (FIST). However, one of them already went home for break, so there’s only TWO MEMBERS performing.
We know all of your friends have gone home for break and you’re looking for something to do tonight. Well, [...]
The Chris Gethard Post
The post is about comedian Chris Gethard.
Chris Gethard is funnier than everyone.
This is a video of Chris Gethard as Darryl Strawberry:
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Chris Gethard posts true stories from his life every wednesday on his blog. They are very humorous. This week’s [...]
Post Hatchet Exposure Prattle #1
Thanks to Kirk for the title.
Travis: Oh hey, Hatchet! It’s been awhile!Hatchet: Yeah.T: You smell nice. Is that new?H: No, no, I’ve had it a while.T: Oh hey, I almost forgot! I read your article today.H: Oh yeah?T: Yeah, saw the picture too.H: Did you like it?T: Oh my gosh, yes. [...]
Best Onion Article Ever
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.
Yes.
Capp Great SA President, also Messiah
It was announced early this morning that Nicole Capp has not only brought GWorld to Chipotle, but has also come again in glory to judge the living and the dead. “Look at everything she did for J Street,” said EVP Brand Kroeger, “I wasn’t even the least bit surprised when I found out she [...]
Human Giant Season 2
I am way more excited than any human should be for anything.
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