Hillary Clinton will be our next President
Forget that heartfelt “Yes We Can” video by will.i.am, this video by Hillary Clinton supporters has secured her the oval office.
Don’t forget to check out the “Making of” in the related videos section.
I was an Obama supporter, but God Damn, how could I not vote for Hillary now.
WOGELIFE
Hey y’all.A few old friends o’mine submitted a video to the POM Wonderful video contest.Their video is called Office POM & it’s better than the rest of the videos. Watch and vote!Woo!If you go & vote for specificcategories after the first vote, the youTube username is wogelife & the video is called Office POM
Funniest College in DC: GW Results
Hey guys, the Funniest College in DC just tore through GWU and we got the podium.
The Winners:Creator & actual motor of The Colonialist, Travis Helwig
&
One-time submitter, all-the-time charmer, Emily Murphy
So there you have it, folks. A Colonialist sweep!
Congratulations to everyone who performed.I had fun.
Travis & Emily will be performing against other DC colleges on [...]
Skeletons in my Closet
About a year and a half ago, I worked for the Hatchet. I know, I know. I should have been honest with you sooner. I’m sorry. But I had been offered a humor columnist position there and decided to go for it.
They wanted a piece for their senior issue and I [...]
Hatchet Endorses Lamest Election Ever
In a move of mediocrity that stunned risk-takers around the world, The Hatchet has endorsed Hilary Clinton and John McCain for President. The Huffington Post is reporting a large bump in the polls for both candidates.
In ol’ Travis’ opinion, that is the most boring election combination he can think of. Clinton vs. McCain [...]
The Colonialist Stands with Corey Delaney
This 16 year old threw the biggest underage party in Australia and then gave the best interview ever about it.
Here’s a description:“Large party in Melbourne’s south-east. 500 teenagers. Police cars damaged. Bottles thrown at officers. Neighbours scared. Police helicopters and dog squad called in. $20,000 cost to the public. Parents yet to find out.“
Corey has [...]
Meet The Family: Sesame Street
Kirk here, providing The Third Installment of Meet the Family.
Meet the Family is where we introduce our readers to a member of the direct/extended Colonialist family readers may or may not have been conscious of…SO!
When I was a kid, I liked to watch Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood and Shining Time Station — they were both fun [...]
Cash for Books Horror Stories
I’m a poor sociology major, that means I hate the bookstore for running such a beautifully executed business plan. The plan is to sell books to students at a ridiculously high price because they have to buy them. Then they use the word “cash” a lot, so you give them the book back [...]
GW Football?
A good friend of The Colonialist recently sent us this email:
Hey guys,
So I’m sitting at my desk doing everything except write my papers and I began to wonder what would GW’s uniforms look like if we had a football team? So I took the liberty of designing a [...]
Examining Graffiti #1: Gelman 3rd Floor Stall
In what will surely be another serial post that we never follow up on (example 1, example 2), The Colonialist would like to showcase some of the most meaningful graffiti around the GW campus.
Our journey begins in the large handicap stall inside the 3rd Floor Gelman men’s bathroom. If you take a [...]
