Here’s Your God Damn Music
“Why doesn’t MTV, ya know music television, play music anymore?”
“Why is MTV so horrible now?”
“Is this 2%? I asked for skim!”
Now all you idiots can finally shut up. MTVMusic.com launched a few days ago and has every single music video ever on MTV. Every single one. Naturally Rick Astley is the highest rated video on [...]
Have Your Phil!
As we brought The Colonialist into the second semester, I made the executive decision to stop running an internet comic strip called Phil. A lot of people assumed this was because of a large negative response to the comic, but this was not the case. I was forced to photoshop each strip to make it [...]
FindHeMan.com in Wired Magazine
Before The Colonialist was ever conceived of, [KIRK EDIT: all but one of] the writers of The Colonialist helped launch another blog last summer. Kevin, Darren and I helped start a NYC comedy group called beast (which created beast. films). This comedy group featured the three of us, former receSs member Emily Axford, and two [...]
Round Up
Armed sexual assault in Georgetown Dorm over the weekend. [The Hoya]
GW Patriot hates black people. [GWPatriot] [DARREN EDIT: For background, read a series of extremely interesting and thought-provoking posts here, here, here, and here.] {KIRK EDIT: To figure out what Travis [and Darren] are talking about, you can check The GW Patriot’s main page. See, [...]
Round Up
One of the only people with out Facebook Chat? Join the Washington, DC Network to get it. [Facebook Account Settings]
Daily Colonial reminds us that Boeing Boeing was “full of panic and farce.” [Daily Colonial]
We are winning GWBlogspot’s poll: “What’s the Coolest GW Blog?” [GWBlogspot]
The newest trend in blogging…MICRO-BLOGGING. Write really short posts incredibly quickly. I’m [...]
Round Up
Everyone’s favorite theatre critic pens a new gem: “…in the little town of Maine.” [Daily Colonial]
G-Scene responds to our post with a grammatical explosion! (their website even calls us “soooo gay.”) [The Colonialist]
Watch out for the T-Shirt Squad! [FunnyOrDie]
Don’t forget to attend “Christmas 2008!” [Facebook]
Is Hobbs on the way out? [Hatchet]
The Round Up
Hatchet refuses to endorse “lackluster, lame-ass, boring as shit, idiot candidates who are not Nicole Capp.” [Hatchet]
They also put last years news on the front page. [Hatchet]
Daily Colonial proves they don’t understand theatre. Twice. [Daily Colonial] [Again]
Guess My Crime. [GMC]
Rightfully ignored man enjoys eight months in spotlight. [HuffPo]
Clinton supporter stabs Obama supporter. [Wonkette]
Legally download first [...]
The Round Up
Hatchet Blogs: Most Boring Shit Ever [2140 G]
Lots of letters sent to Al Gore, urging him to support Obama [AGYCNY]
Dramatic Lemur is flat out terrifying [YouTube]
The Economist weighs in on Nerds vs. Scientology [The Economist]
Four people from The Pirate Bay arrested [The Local]
Professional Sports Is Very Interesting [The Onion]
Interview with Michael Ian Black [DCist]
The Colonialist Stands with Corey Delaney
This 16 year old threw the biggest underage party in Australia and then gave the best interview ever about it.
Here’s a description:“Large party in Melbourne’s south-east. 500 teenagers. Police cars damaged. Bottles thrown at officers. Neighbours scared. Police helicopters and dog squad called in. $20,000 cost to the public. Parents yet to find out.“
Corey has [...]
