April Fools Jokes Around The Internet

Google introduces custom time. [Gmail]
Click any featured video on YouTube, and you will be RickRoll’d. [YouTube]
Incredibly useful products from ThinkGeek. [ThinkGeek]
GW Hatchet PussyCat posts highly offensive video. [YouTube]




Big Student Theatre Weekend

We apologize for our recent lack of content, however we promise that our next post is going to be a big one. We mean really big. Really, really big. We’ve been working on it for a while.
That being said, there are two big name student theatre productions this weekend.
14th Grade Players are [...]




That Sounds Like Something I Might Enjoy

Hey, here’s something you might enjoy. Local musics players BOTTLES AND CANS is having a show TONIGHT at Rock and Roll Hotel with Hello Society and The London Souls. It’ll be fun and loud and not that far away, so if you want to support local music and have a good time and not be [...]




The Reuben Sandwich: A World of Possibility

Hey guys, it’s Darren. There’s something I need to tell you about. Let’s just start with the fundamental agreed-upon objective truth that the Reuben sandwich is the single best deli sandwich in existence. It just makes things easier. If I actually had to prove this truth, I’d simply be wasting everyone’s time writing about something [...]




Go To This Meeting RIGHT NOW!

Seriously, RIGHT NOW. At 3:00pm today in the Lisner Downstage, there is a very important meeting being held by the Student Theatre Council. The meeting is an open forum to anyone who would like to listen or talk about the fate of student theatre in the Lisner Downstage. There is currently a [...]




Consider Knocking the Hustle

Hey!
Most people should be heading back to campus in the next couple days, which means it’s time to get excited. The beginning of the semester is one of the most refreshing times of year - no parents’ house, no papers due, you’ve long gotten over that class you failed, and now you’re returning to campus [...]




Weekend Pump Up

Hey everyone,
So, as you get ready for another super exciting at-home-weekend, maybe going down the block to your friend’s house to smoke drugs in his basement, or to the woods to drink the beer you hid there the night of your high school graduation party, or make your first legal trip to the local dive, [...]




HAPPY NEW YEARS!

ONLY 11 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE BUCKET LIST OPENS IN THEATRES NATIONWIDE!




Post Christmas Malaise: 1

Hope you all had an enjoyable Christmas (or whichever permutation of it with which you happen to align yourselves). Mine was pretty alright. Thanks. Anyway, now its over, which means its time to squeeze in another week of weird shit before the year is over. I just read this article and thought you all might [...]




Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, From all of us at The Colonialist