FoBoGro Robbed at Gun Point
I was sitting in my basement watching King of Kong when I heard a woman yelling “STOP THAT MAN! STOP HIM!” I ran to my front door but when got outside, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. But then I found out:
At about 1:35 p.m., a black male, described by witnesses as in [...]
Write For The Colonialist!!
As promised in our first post of the year, we are offically opening up applications for sub-blogs here at The Colonialist. If you have been wanting to start a blog for a while, or have one and the readership is small, we want to help. We have the largest readership of any blog on campus [...]
Unconfirmed Finals Rumors
Just received a late night email claiming the following:
Word on the street is that they have officially stopped letting people into Gelman. The writer, as he composes this, is currently hunkering down in an anonymous office in the Marvin Center, hoping the disembodied voice of authority won’t come in and sweepingly kick him out. What [...]
The Internet Is Amazing
Just a brief post between my Facebook Chat conversations.
Seems our “Oh, What A Wednesday” post about the Westboro Baptist Church has gotten the attention of a certain group of people… the Westboro Baptist Church.
After trudging through some site data, we found a link pointing here from their famous website GodHatesFags.com. They mention us on their [...]
Hot Gossip from the BLOGOSPHERE
We’ve been holding off on Hatchet bashing recently since GWBlogspot has decided to shoot multiple times in the dark with their re/ce/nt cr/it/ic/ism. (Seriously guys. We love you, but relax. You’re mad that they made a story about sex not offensive enough. Don’t become a parody of yourself.)
However, it came to our attention today that [...]
State of the Blog Address
Congratulations, everyone! Welcome to the 200th post made on TheColonialist.com.
To celebrate, we present you all with a brand new blog design. We kept it just as simple as the old design, but with a little more gloss. We also switched the blog’s server to Wordpress. Wordpress is the better blog engine, [...]
SA Presidential Run-Off Exit Poll
Two Steps.1)Vote in the actual run-off here: http://my.gwu.edu/mod/elections/2)Vote in the exit poll below.FINAL RESULTS.
Vishal Aswani: 76 (51%)Kevin Kozlowski: 45 (30%)Not Voting: 27 (18%)
Total Votes: 148
Breaking News AIM Conversation
The following AIM conversation alerted me of the fire in JBKO:
Travis: hows your day goingPaige: amazing! there was a fire in jbko and i got to evacuate.Paige: lots of neighborly bonding, which was nice, bc i didnt know any of my neighborsTravis: hahah like a real one?Paige: yeah a real one, in our basement. in [...]
receSs Presents COMEDY WEEK 2008
Four big shows, one week. [Comedy Week Facebook Event]
On Monday, March 3, receSs is helping Rooftop Comedy host “The National College Comedy Competition 2008″ in Betts Theatre. Slots are still open and the four national winners will compete in Aspen, Colorado for the title of “America’s Funniest College Comedian.” The show is free at 8pm. [Facebook Event]
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GWU Protests Too Quickly, Too Awkwardly, & Too Much
The GWU just sent the strangest email “statement”:
Statement Regarding Radio Comments About Street Corner Foundation Request to Use GW Venue for Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
Please attribute to Tracy Schario, director of media relations
The George Washington University is surprised and disappointed to learn that its efforts to schedule a celebrity charity basketball game, an event the [...]
